"Good general tone and musculature... [looks at ass] Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms its own website!"
"Everybody is starting on [a diet] Darcy dear, you should stop eating. You see, if you skip a meal, your body feeds of its fat stores. If you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass".
"Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded."
"[Why does everyone has to go on a diet?] Because in cheerleading we throw people in the air. And fat people don't go so high."
Sparky Polastri (Ian Roberts), "Bring It On!" (2000)